Overheard at the Office #70

Me: Are you able to ping the device?

Coworker:  Yes

Coworker opens a command prompt, types ping xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
Coworker:  See??

Me:  it says "destination host unreachable"

Cowoker:  <<crickets>>

Me:  you can't ping it.....

Overheard at the Office #69

Coworker A:  I'm here about the device you've been looking for that was on the vulnerability scan.
Coworker B:  Yeah, it says it's a Cisco router.
Coworker A:  There's no Cisco routers in this space.  The inventory says that IP address is some sort of postage meter.
Coworker B:  If we have one of those, it would be over here, but I don't think that's right....
<<the two walk off in search of the device, then come back 5 minutes later>>
Coworker B:  Well, it said it's a Cisco router, so that's what we should be looking for.....


Again, there's no Cisco routers (or any other router for that matter) here in this office.

Overheard at the Office #68

It's been a while since I've overheard something that's inspired me to post.  But today it happened.


Person A (who is off today), calls in to Person B to ask Person C to water Person D's plant.


If person D doesn't care enough about the plant, then WTF Person A?