Overheard at the Office #34

Coworker, reviewing the vulnerability scan's report: ...so we need to disable FTP, Telnet, and TCP on all these printers....
Me: WTF?  You can't disable TCP!
Coworker: Yeah, all these are TCP vulnerabilities, we need to disable TCP.
Me: Well, I guess that will mitigate all risk for the printer....

Overheard at the Office #33

Coworker on the phone with a client:

Yeah, but that doesn't always work. Because of the way memory works these days, what with capacitors and such, it doesn't always erase it all when you reboot. Sometimes you have to shut it down for a minute

Me to a different coworker on Lync:

Are you hearing this?