Overheard at the Office #76

Coworker 1: Someone's messing with Symantec again!
Coworker 2: What?
Coworker 1: Every time someone messes with Symantec, my computer doesn't work!
Coworker 2: There was no scheduled maintenance this week....
Coworker 1: Every time they mess with Symantec, the screen is up when I come in in the morning.
Coworker 2: That's the disk encryption login. You have to put your password into that literally every time your computer boots up.
Coworker 1: I don't know about all that, but someone's been messing with Symantec again. I'm not going to be able to get anything done today.

Overheard at the Office #75

ticket title: connectivity issue

ticket body: firewall blocking vendor from getting to postage machine.

No contact, no idea who the vendor is, no idea what this "postage machine" is.  Sigh.