Thankfully this was an internal ticket, only visible to us. Glad to see the phone is being consulted on matters.
$CLIENT = our client the meeting was for.
$US = our company
"Meeting between: $CLIENT, Their Phone and their builder and $US.
The names have been changed to protect the innocent, but the stories are embarrassingly true.
Saturday, September 24, 2016
Saturday, September 17, 2016
Overheard at the Office #58
Another ticket gem. Again, this is visible to the client.
"When
signing in will take for ever to open . Will all do not responding.
Starting in the morning."
Saturday, September 10, 2016
Overheard at the Office #57
Coworker: I can't get to the shared drive of this desktop.
Me <<walks over and looks>> Sigh.
Coworker: What?
Me: That's an RDP session
Coworker: Yeah, I can't RDP into the shared drive.
Me <<walks away>>
Me <<walks over and looks>> Sigh.
Coworker: What?
Me: That's an RDP session
Coworker: Yeah, I can't RDP into the shared drive.
Me <<walks away>>
Saturday, September 3, 2016
Box Mitch Update
In a previous post, I told the tale of Box Mitch. Box Mitch is a favorite of ours still, and even though none of the parties involved work there still, it still comes up in conversation.
Recently, while pursuing Reddit, I found Box Mitch a friend. Introducing Cardboard Kevin!
Recently, while pursuing Reddit, I found Box Mitch a friend. Introducing Cardboard Kevin!
Saturday, August 27, 2016
Overheard at the Office #56
A ticket was entered to ask a question: "In order to get VPN, do your computer at work need to be on standby/sleep mode/lock? If all power is off, can you still get VPN?"
Yes, you can absolutely connect to a computer that is turned off.
Yes, you can absolutely connect to a computer that is turned off.
Saturday, August 13, 2016
Overheard at the Office #55
Keeping with the theme of last week's post, here's another case of Mitch having a different conversation than everyone else and getting upset.
We were discussing phone lines, I don't know why. Mitch, obviously being confused about the difference between the number of wires and the number of pairs, kept arguing that there were 4 pairs of wires in a phone line. Even clarifying that 2 pairs is 4 wires didn't clear it up for him. He kept arguing his point for 30 minutes, even after everyone else got up and left the room.
I bet Mitch was really fun for client's calling in.
We were discussing phone lines, I don't know why. Mitch, obviously being confused about the difference between the number of wires and the number of pairs, kept arguing that there were 4 pairs of wires in a phone line. Even clarifying that 2 pairs is 4 wires didn't clear it up for him. He kept arguing his point for 30 minutes, even after everyone else got up and left the room.
I bet Mitch was really fun for client's calling in.
Saturday, August 6, 2016
Overheard at the Office #54
Mitch was having a conversation with $CLIENT about a new remote access need for $CLIENT's network.
Mitch suggested setting up VPN access for the handful of users, but $CLIENT was hearing VNC, which is something that he had used internally in the past.
The conversation went on for a while. Mitch was repeatedly saying VPN is secure and citing reasons. $CLIENT was repeatedly saying VNC was not secure, and citing reasons.
Yes, they were each having a different conversation, and neither one realized it.
Mitch suggested setting up VPN access for the handful of users, but $CLIENT was hearing VNC, which is something that he had used internally in the past.
The conversation went on for a while. Mitch was repeatedly saying VPN is secure and citing reasons. $CLIENT was repeatedly saying VNC was not secure, and citing reasons.
Yes, they were each having a different conversation, and neither one realized it.
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