Saturday, October 1, 2016

Overheard at the Office #60

One of my favorite attempts by a client to get something for free is the good cop/bad cop routine.  It usually comes from a family business and goes something like this:

$WIFE: We need to upgrade this computer to Windows 7.  Can you order a copy and drop off the disc?  You just boot it and next next next, right?
Me: Yeah, pretty much.
$WIFE: OK, great!  We won't need any support on this one.  $GEEK can handle this.

Fast forward a week and Miguel drops off the disc on his way elsewhere.  And then about an hour later....

$HUSBAND:  What is this?  This won't install!  Why did Miguel just drop it off and run?  We're not computer people!
Me:  $WIFE said she didn't want to pay for support on this one so $GEEK would be installing it.
$HUSBAND: obscenity filled tirade
Me: Is there anything else I do for you today?

As expected, they dropped us as their IT company after their contract was up.  They weren't getting any freebies, even with their masterful good cop/bad cop routine.

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